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This is only here for archival purposes. That doesn't mean it's good though. (credit to LukeProjector on scratch because many of his characters are used here.)

this shit is so ass

CHAPTER 1 - MOVING DAY

It was a warm, Sunday afternoon in the junkyard. But, instead of enjoying the heat, Kirkov2029 had work to do. He was moving. This was normal for him, because the creature was coming for him. You may ask, “What creature?” Well, it’s a story.

His name was Chaos Orb. It all started when a hero came along and trapped Chaos Orb in an orb catcher. He was stuck there for 4 years. Then, he broke out and went back to his main quest: destroy Kirkov2029.

Anyways, Kirkov2029 got into his car. Kirkov2029 said to himself, “I need to get a better car. This one is junk.” Kirkov2029 thought about what to do. He finally said, “I know! I’ll go to Lukey’s house. He has a variety of spaceships. It’ll be faster.” He exclaimed, “Now let’s get this car started!”

As he started the car. The car conked out. He groaned and lightly slammed the panel. The engine let out a conked roar. Kirkov2029 exclaimed, “Now let’s get this adventure started!” As he whizzed onto the road.

CHAPTER 2 - LUKEY’S HOUSE

The car lost its momentum on the way to Lukey’s house, but Kirkov2029 eventually got there. He walked to the door, It was already open. Kirkov2029 tiptoed in. The lights were not on, so Lukey was probably not home.

“Where could he be?” Kirkov2029 thought. He stood there for a moment, thinking. He thought of something logical. “Lukey works at the containment facility. He’s probably there.” As he was walking out of the house, something tugged on his sweatshirt. It yanked him back into the house.

As he turned around to walk deeper into the house, he said, “This place kinda creeps me out.” He tiptoed more. As he was heading for the stairs, he noticed some glowing red ball. Kirkov2029 said, “What the heck is that?” As he followed it, it ran towards him. Then, it turned into a cube. The cube yelled, “Haha. GOTCHA!” It punched Kirkov2029 in the face.

A minute or so later, the lights were on and Kirkov2029 woke up. The cube introduced itself. “Hi. My name is Atomic Cube. And who are you?” There was a short pause. Kirkov2029 said, “I’m Kirkov2029. A friend of Lukey.” Atomic Cube said “Oh. Sorry for punching you in the face. I thought you were a stranger.” Kirkov2029 asked “Do you know where Lukey is? I’ve been looking for him. Atomic cube replied “Oh! He went to the containment facility about an hour ago.

As Atomic Cube pulled out his own keycard, he said, “I can unlock the door for you.” Kirkov2029 replied, “Great! And by the way, can I borrow one of Lukey’s spaceships?” Atomic Cube replied, “Sure. It’ll probably be fine by Lukey.” As the two headed for the door. Kirkov2029 shouted, “TO THE FACILITY!”

CHAPTER 3 - INTERCEPTION

When the two got to the facility, Kirkov2029 said, “Wow. The spaceship was much faster than the old car.” When they got to the back door, Atomic Cube swiped in with his card. The card reader blurted “ACCESS GRANTED.” In a robotic voice.

As the door slid open. Kirkov2029 yelled “Yes! We’re in!” Then, Atomic Cube whispered, “Shhh! The creatures in the chambers are gonna go mad if you yell.” He also whispered, “Lukey works at corridor 12. That’s also where Lukey’s evil clone is. Be warned.” Once the two got to corridor 12, Atomic Cube recognized Lukey in the distance.

When they were about 2 feet away from him, Lukey turned towards them and said, “Heya. What do you need?” Kirkov2029 replied “Can I borrow one of your spaceships? And why was Atomic Cube at your house?” Lukey replied “You can keep the spaceship. And also, all of the cubes in town live in my house. They just stay in the basement.” All of a sudden, they heard banging noises from Evil Lukey’s cell.

POP! The knob came loose, and then, the door fell down. Evil Lukey started chasing the three. They whizzed past corridor 13, 14, 15, and 16. At corridor 16. There was an emergency exit. Lukey said, “The guards are going to handle him! We gotta run! He quickly swiped his card and the door slid open. Atomic Cube said, “We can go to the basement in Lukey’s house. It’ll be safe there.”

Kirkov2029 said, “But I'm going to the junkyard. There are some useful parts for building weapons.” Lukey said, “We’ll split up. Stay out of trouble Kirkov2029.”

The cubes hurried back to the house as Kirkov2029 got into the spaceship and flew back to the junkyard. When he was landing, Kirkov2029 spotted a cube similar to Atomic Cube. It was black, and it was wearing dark red armor. The cube looked at him, revealing blue and red eyes.

Kirkov2029 landed far away from the cube, grabbed a strong plate of metal as a shield, and held his breath. A minute passed, no sign of the cube. But then, Kirkov2029 heard a whizzing noise, and the last thing he saw was white.

CHAPTER 4 - ASSEMBLE

Meanwhile at the junkyard, Kirkov2029 woke up. When he got up, the first thing he saw was his friend, Navy, and the cube he saw when he nearly died. The cube got KO’d by Navy. He said, “I beat him up for you. Happy?” Kirkov2029 replied, “Yeah.” Navy replied again, “I’ll bring him over to Lukey’s house.”

As Navy left, Kirkov2029 said, “What a strange day!” As he said that, the Chaos Orb was hovering about 3 feet away from him. Kirkov2029 looked into the sky, saw him, and then ran away. He thought, “God, this day is really insane.” The chase was on! Kirkov2029 ran away, but the Chaos Orb caught up, zapped him, and put him into a red container ball. The Chaos Orb said “One down… 2 to go.”

He whizzed over to Lukey’s house and said, “A roof? You surely don’t need that!” And blasted it to pieces. The inhabitants of Lukey’s house heard that. Lukey said, “I’m going upstairs to see what that noise was.” The first thing he got was a face full of wood.

Once he recovered, Lukey saw all of the damage. Lukey exclaimed, “What the heck happened?! DID YOU DO THAT?!” The Chaos Orb put on a mailman disguise and said, “Oh, I’m just the mailman. I need to give you mail.

Lukey shouted, “IT’S SUNDAY YOU IDIOT! MAIL DOESN’T COME ON SUNDAY!!!” The Chaos Orb replied, “Oops.” As he zapped him and put him in a blue container ball.

The Chaos Orb said, “That was an accident. Heh heh.” As he flew away.

Atomic Cube instructed, “Alright! We can’t leave this mess here! ALL OF YOU, GET TO WORK!!!” All of the cubes said, “YES SIR!” And got to work.

CHAPTER 5 - MEANWHILE, AT THAT POD,

An unknown robot was floating in one of the millions of cyber space pods. The robot walked up to the panel and set the course for Earth. He said, “Time for DISCOVERY!” The pod went at full speed. 

The robot noticed an army of meteors coming for him. He said, “Not for long!” as a laser repulsor shot the meteors. The robot descended onto the metal roof of a factory. He said, “Whew! That was a close one! But before he could celebrate, a S.A.M turret (Surface Air Missile turret) locked on him.

Once it fired it’s missiles, He flew for his life. He yelled, “FULL SPEED!” as he turned on the turbo thrusters. But even with the extra power, the missiles were hot on his tail. The robot said, “Ok, ok, you win.” as he slammed the “EJECT” button. As he got flung into the heated air, an explosion occurred. “There goes my travel.” The robot said as the dust settled.

But that wasn’t the worst part.

At an old shack near the junkyard, three orb catchers stood on a shelf. Kirkov2029 collected them as he made the junkyard a place suitable for him. The red orb catcher was the one that Chaos Orb broke out of. The green one was cracked and flickering. The purple one was shining and intact. (There was also a blue one that was shining and intact, but that's for another day.)

The green one wobbled and wobbled until it fell on the dirt floor and shattered.

CHAPTER 5.5 - TO MAKE A LIGHT GREEN

Shards of clear glass were on the floor. An orb of green light was released from the ball. It resembled the Chaos Orb, only it was green.

The green orb quickly ran away into the forest without talking.

CHAPTER 6 - MEETING HOUSE

As Navy was taking a shortcut through the forest to Lukey’s house with the “dead” intruder in his hand, he felt it shaking. Then he heard some rustling noises along with something jumping into a bush. He still thought the creature was in his hand, so he kept walking.

5 minutes later, he arrived at Lukey’s house. He didn’t notice that the roof was gone. So when he stepped inside, it looked like a construction project was going on. Navy stepped away from the sharp wood on the floor to get to Atomic Cube. When Navy got to him, he said, “What’s going on here?”

Atomic Cube replied, “Some red sphere came here, took Lukey away, and destroyed our roof. Got that?”

There was an awkward silence in the air.

“So, are you gonna reply or WHAT?”

More silence.

Atomic Cube said, “I’ll just go get some fresh air.” as he plainly walked outside the broken house.

When Atomic Cube was at the door, Navy could hear him saying, "So long, losers!" as he threw his toolbox over the house, ran away, and the toolbox crashed into the sharp wood.

Navy grunted and walked into the basement.

All the cubes in town were in the basement, having a break from the construction project. Navy told all the cubes about how Atomic Cube left and was probably gonna be gone for a while.

After he said that, all the cubes cheered and Cubex, the most hardworking cube said, "Ok, YOU'RE HIRED!" as he gave him a basic toolbox and hat.

CHAPTER 7 - WHERE'S CHAOS ORB?

While most of the characters in the story were goofing off, Chaos Orb was doing some stuff. The orbs that he trapped Kirkov2029 and Lukey in were broken as he had trapped them in his mini prison.

Lukey's hammer, which had a SUPER HOT fire crystal, was in Lukey's cell, with the fire crystal removed. And he couldn't generate another one because the hammer was shielded in a thick plate of Adariumtonium.